Exactly!

Every guy I've dated has been the first to want a monogamous commitment, the first to drop the L Bomb, and the only to want a long long term marriage thing. I never wanted to go running up that hill.

When I was little I had to be out of the bathroom before the water in the toilet finished swirling or else a witch was going to come and get me.
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Oxygen.

My favorite part of this movie is Dame Maggie Smith. Gunilla Garson Goldberg 4 Life.

I got stung by a scorpion in the desert (I live in Texas) and it made me feel a little high! I was originally completely sober, but I had to have my friend drive home! It was kind of cool.

Let's leave the speculum at home, shall we?

Perhaps graduate schools could have a pudendum practicum!

2015 is the Year of the Mons!
The Year of the Vulval Vestibule!
The Year of the Pudendum!

They're still making this motherfucker?!

Gah. I shame-ate a whole PJ pizza just prior to getting a stomach flu, and the ensuing reacquaintance with said pizza now prevents me from ever eating it again.
(And yes, I put extra garlic butter on it.)

I know exactly what you mean. And sometimes my digits are torn up and I can't believe that I do that to myself.

I've never been able to resist pulling and chewing on any hangnails. It gets better, then worse, depending on the state of my life I guess. I thought it was a habit that I adopted in my adolescence, until I was digging through some old pictures and found a shot of me at 5, gnawing away.

This is sex offender shit. Can someone explain this to me?!

Me likey.

Please don't say it! I can't bear to think of old Jeb grinning from the White House.

• Today in They're Married?!: Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn are getting divorced. [TMZ]
  -Ha! Somewhere Cat Power is having the last laugh. As it's supposed to be, forever and ever, amen.

This is weird.