The inimitable AFP...

That was very nice, but don't read the comments at the bottom of the abc link. Egh.

Elsa Pataky's insta makes her look like kind of a badass, and I want to be friends with her. Even I don't know what she does other than babies, planks, and hippie new years, and that she's married to Thor.
I've bff'ed on less. Call me!

Oh my god, he looks like Christopher from Gilmore Girls!

Wait, Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams broke up?! And then he dated Sarah Silverman?!

When I was four I had a Big Wheel tricycle, and it made me feel like a boss. We lived in an apartment complex, with a circular parking lot. One day my mother and brother were walking behind me, and I was racing at top speed. I was not, however, looking where I was going, in favor of yelling back to my family about…

People used to order flat whites at my coffee shop in Texas and I'd be like,"Y'all'r in America now. Have a latte, asshole!"

sad-zing.

She's a beautiful snake...
Yes, I'm that person.

Nobody's allowed to tell me to put the brownie down. Except me...silently to myself...whilst I continue eating said brownie, caught up in an equal swirl of guilt and deliciousness.
But still, though.

HUMAN MEAT.

A comfortingly flip statement-thank you for that! I was starting to get creeped out.

God bless us, everyone.

Remember The Land Before Time? Hours of sobbing.

They just don't write 'em like that anymore. Thank you so much for the Greg Kihn Band.

Make her some peanut brittle.

Why don't you just make my day already, Amy Pond gif?

"cumffy"
egh...

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Truth! I have three. It's very civil.