Liz Lemon's college years.

I make my own face scrub! It's a tablespoon each of brown sugar, cocoa powder (but you could use raw cacoa ground up, i suppose), and coffee grounds. I bind it with coconut oil, and it smells like cake batter! Also, if you have oily skin you can use lemon juice instead, you just have to keep it in the fridge when…

Honestly, this is a lot about how I feel about old George W. If George W. Bush were my plumber, I would totally sit down and eat a burrito and drink a Tecate with the dude. But as the leader of the free world? Yipes.

What in the actual fuck. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DUDES?! Like, why?! How much time are these dudes devoting to mulling over rape?! Stuck in traffic? Thinkin bout rape. Eating dinner with the in-laws? Rape. I can't...I just...*

*I burst into flame and escaped the barriers of human perception. See ya, a-holes!

I think once you hit 27, the concept of the "frenemy" becomes moot. Doesn't that seem like a rule that makes sense?

Dude, mix Ranch and Sriracha. THEN pizza. Because marijuana.

Oh Carrie Fisher would be so GOOD!!! Debbie Harry too.

I was torn between Liz and Vivien Leigh.

Elizabeth Warren might have to stop in with me too! Just for a cocktail!

FUCK I love Benazir Bhutto.

Me too. Leslie Knope AND Hogwarts...

If it is Amis then you have to pronounce it Aaaaamis, with a long a. I don't know why, you just have to. Like how the plural of cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac.

That's fair.

Britney would lighten the mood and give everyone a giggle. I feel like Britney Spears is the type of girl who would bring her own bottle of Ranch dressing with her just in case we were only serving vinaigrette. I need someone to feel like a redneck with.

Right?! I feel like Britney would bring her own bottle of Ranch dressing just in case we weren't serving it.

Gah! How could I forget Zelda?!?! Can we bump Britney? Sorry, Brit.

Five women you would want to have a dinner party with (living or dead). Go!
1. Hillary 2. Eleanor 3. Frida 4. Vivien Leigh 5. Britney Spears

"Stepping Out of the Shadows"?!?!?!?!!
Are you fucking kidding me?!
But I love this idea. Some people rully need you to put it out there for them.

Oh boy...
I moved in with my Very Best Friend who had a) just broken up with her abusive boyfriend of 4 years and b) whose mother had just had a psychotic episode induced by the non-treatment of bipolar disorder. Because I'm the "friend-mom" who takes care of everybody, and she needed me!
She then got drunk and slept…

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