I'm from NC and I moved to Texas 3 years ago. You can imagine. Not to mention that I was born (and briefly lived) in Florida. I am not moving to North Dakota next. Fuck you, fates.

Sluts!!!
SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTS!!!!!!

This is awesome and exactly what I needed! Thank you!

This all day.

"When wives won’t give their husbands sex, then everybody loses, But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!"

Heaven's floodgates have opened. Oh no! It's barf! Barf.

Haha, I know that's right.

Thanks, girl. This is all wonderful advice!

Ohhh yeah, sneak attacks are not my style!

Okay, so this is personal...like tmi personal. I think my boyfriend wants me to stick my finger in his butt. I have zero problem with this, and I'm game, but my dilemma is this: being a straight lady who has never dallied in ass play, I've only ever stuck my fingers inside, well, myself. I want to titillate my man a…

SHADDUP. Too cute. And the gentle, non-threatening British chap in the background just added to the experience in a very specific way.

Lindsay Lohan sounds like I sound on the third day of Bonnaroo.

Sofia Vergara... I am 27 and well, I hate to say it, thriving sans makeup. I get up successfully and perhaps go get breakfast tacos or even go to work, sans makeup. Nobody shrieks or throws things at me. Never even a quizzical look. Huh.
Why should I be expected to put a veneer over how I really look in real life?…

Hey ladies, don't have an abortion because you might give birth to Justin Bieber!
Perish the thought.

What the FUCK! Bocce rules!!!
"I'm sorry ma'am, only men can play this game wherein we try and get this small ball to touch these bigger balls.

Well...I think that they're pretty marginalizing, but it's going in a good direction and maybe it'll get there eventually. There shouldn't be any question that rape is intolerable to us as a community, but with the way women are being portrayed by America as second-class, it's a message that unfortunately needs to…

Don't know, don't care, bye-bye asshole!!!!

This is weird, but whoever wrote the score for "Tommy Boy" is on point. I was thinking that the other day.
Also, the "Auto Focus" soundtrack is the best.

Banana pudding is the best. Good going, Joey Potter!

Love it! People should always raise baby animals with other baby animals. So sayeth I.

My dog had the opposite problem.
He was raised from a tiny puppy with a tiny kitten and they were best friends and played all day and my life was like a precious moments calender. But after a while, he started exhibiting very catlike behaviors. He would stalk things, and wiggle his butt right before pouncing. Also,…