We’ve been telling them that for decades. Morality is an obstacle to money, which is really all that matters. Every 8-year-old knows this implicitly, whether they could explain the concept or not. American society is over, man, without some sort of major overhaul that generally-comfortable citizens don’t really care…

Can somebody ask him next time who he thinks “Pocahontas” actually was?

Slander and libel have to be false and defamatory. Talking about Lamar Odom smoking crack may be a dick move, but it’s extremely legal.

I suppose it’s part of my privilege that I just can’t understand how sub-mediocre white assholes just keep on and keep on advancing through to higher and higher-level government jobs, despite numerous major red flags.

Oh my god this is the perfect “I’m a huge cunt and I have no idea” comment. I love it. I want to bronze it.

We are very, very close to an open and notorious autocracy that will leave us no other recourse but to take up arms against it.

Maybe why I wasted 10 seconds posting a gif response to a lonely troll?

Thanks for the bullshit from the Tin Foil Hat side of the room.

Numbers ain’t on your side, champ. Which just makes you a lil’ bitch crying on the internet.

Stevie (Ruined the) Nicks

This whole article sounds like me at 19.

The difference is the authenticity. And, no, it shouldn’t look like “porn sex,” either. This article is more to open the door a little for those who’ve not experienced much more than mildly forceful doggy-style thus far.

I’m very happy she did her job well, didn’t end up hurt more badly, and stopped any innocent people from being hurt, but when somebody puts a stop to a mass murder of GOP Congresspeople these days, I dunno, “hero” just isn’t what first leaps to mind.

There’s basically no way this doesn’t happen.

I want every fucking one of them dead and I don’t care about being quiet about it anymore. The guy who shot Scalise just didn’t plan well enough.

I want to slap Mitch McConnell until his mouth falls off.

That thing on McCain’s face needs to finish eating him already so he can stop wasting his time and ours being trotted out as “the maverick,” the one Republican with a spine who might stand up for humanity (which, think about it, it’s absolutely ridiculous as a concept. ‘look, we got one guy who’s not a complete…

Well, that’s not true, but my experience is that it’s pretty rare. I’m in my late 30s and I’ve had exactly one girlfriend insist on a full-on erect dick pic.

Ideas for “rural America” to earn more respect: