He stops juuuuuuuuust short of saying, “If black people wouldn’t get so uppity...”

Y’all motherfuckers really need to read The Illuminatus Trilogy to have any hope of “understanding.”

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Is that the store on E. 7th and (I think) 2nd Ave. in Manhattan? If not, then that store is the right answer.

I got to laugh at how pathetic they looked by the time Metallica hit the stage 6 hours later.

The one about the 3-pointer is either missing the word “player” in the question or the answer needs to address the awesome future of semi-sentient athletic equipment imposing its will upon the game from time to time.

My Husky is mostly very friendly, but, like me, she thinks “friendly” can mean “kinda being a dick as a way of saying hello” so we have to be careful.

Muzzle leader, if only for those indoor situations.

I try to encourage people not to bring toys to the dog park. It can only cause problems.

I always let people know that my adorable, sweet, loving husky is weird on the leash, and only on the leash. It doesn’t matter how amazing your dog is, if mine is on the leash and doesn’t know yours, it can get unpredictable, and unpredictability with predators can get bad.

If your city has a bike co-op, make use of the rack time and the lessons. And also volunteer there.

If you live in a non-bike-cool area, craigslist is the way to go. I got a beautiful Cannondale vintage hollow aluminum frame with a Selle Italia Flite titanium saddle, full Campagnolo set, C3 handlebars, a $200 helmet, clip-in pedals, etc., for $400, with less than 100 miles on it. Why? Because nobody else wanted it.…

And then allowed Repugs to insert obvious sabotage because who would have thought that they would actually ruin the lives of tens of millions of people for the sake of tax cuts for the wealthy and a political “win” that might keep them in Congress for two more years. Right?

It took Nancy almost the entire season to even say anything to anyone about Barb being gone, she’s not gonna exact much revenge.

Fuckin A right.

If we hurt his feelings enough will he kill himself, his whole family, and administration?

As an entomologist, can you say if there’s anything in human body chemistry that would cause one person to get covered in bites while another person in the same spot gets none?

...for athletic, energetic, outdoorsy people. Otherwise you’re both going to be miserable.

Your gif suggests you might enjoy (small parts) of the next two seasons, but your ability to form a coherent sentence suggests otherwise.

You sound poor and ugly.