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Weird how people pay attention when the most highly paid athlete in the world earns his biggest paycheck of the year, huh?

"The thot that counts" is an awesome name!

Hypothesis: the bias towards dating one's race has gone up since 2009 because earlier adopters of internet dating were more likely to be nonconformists and more open to date people of different backgrounds. As the masses have all joined the internet dating trend, the real conservative preference in the population is…

Preach it! And may I add, fuck those people who think dressing all fancy with lots of attention to detail is just a basic part of the social contract. That it somehow makes you more considerate if you want to look "presentable" (i.e. attain a beauty standard that is more doable with money and leisure time) in public.…

"I'm sorry, I think this woman is off her rocker. I think she's lost her mind," Smith said. "That's right, I said it."

No, you are in the wrong business. The business we call society. Zing!

i flew to Italy and back from SFO and stayed in Sicily for 2 1/2 weeks. i got my flight months in advance on kayak for $1200 and that was the most expensive part of my trip. i didn't stay at the swankiest places, mainly places found on tripadvisor and airBnb, but for a single person to tour Europe for under or about…

Really? Because I just got back from a nine-day vacation in three different European countries. Airfare, rail, and lodging came to less than 2000 dollars. Do you only fly first class or something?

My last flight to Belgium was $550 round trip and my last trip to Spain was $400. If you're flying to Europe for $2000 you are getting ripped off.

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

"This is my acting face."

They kinda are. Homemade fruit leather stuff is far, far better.

The person who can't stop complaining about a slight thinks they're behaving coolly. Sounds about right (for an asshole.)

This is how we learn things. Stop being a delicate flower.

Huh. Well, the story did explicitly describe it as "fish poached in parchment paper", and described slitting the paper with scissors for service. I suspect many people, even those unfamiliar with the term "en papillote", might have made the leap to realize that a picture of fish served in a bed of paper may actually…

Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be a strong point for many people.

I wish he'd been a little more condescending, considering how easily you could have just, you know, looked at the picture, if you're totally unfamiliar with this presentation.

This wasn't in a restaurant, but...a couple years ago, we had to take my then-girlfriend/now-wife's cat to the vet late one night. when we got to the vet's office, i went to reach for what i thought was a jar of tasty pita chips on the receptionist's counter - only to have my girlfriend point out that those were some…

Once I was pretty high and decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and forgot to take the wax paper out from between the two slices of cheese that I used. I realized it about a third of the way in but didn't want my sandwich to go to waste so ate the rest of it. The texture kind of works in a grilled cheese, at…