"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

All but one look real to me...
but if you say so.

Imgur has gotten so bad about conflating feminism and misandry lately, along with just plain making fun people who believe that white privilege, sexism, and what have you exist.

Uh, are you even a real Imgurian? This is what we use for scale:

See? My hatred of quinoa is saving South Americans from starving to death. I'm practically Mother Theresa.

I think he means white rice is the sex, but I waaaay prefer brown rice. And he didn't even mention fried rice, which is the clearly superior rice.

happiness is a warm large cat.

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

Even if you think she's the worst actress the Hollywood pipeline ever excreted (I happen to think she's fine), it's still vaguely distasteful to sneer at a woman for not giving you the facial expressions you think she should. Kristen Stewart doesn't owe you smiles.

Yep, I knew my share of drama magnets, and you know what? They don't outgrow it. They just switch targets.

Ooooh yes. The "I hate drama" people. Always the biggest starters of drama. I know a few of these.

The fact that they are enrolled in graduate school tells you everything you need to know about a TA's ability to make good decisions.

But also they "hate drama." And probably post statuses like, "If you have something to say to me, say it to my face. You know who you are," and totally don't see the irony. It took me about an hour after I left that note to realize it was stupid, and he wasn't even my TA anymore.

Also, TAs who fuck their students are not good TAs.

Hitting on your TA is bad, kids. If they agree to visit Bonetown with you and you get caught (and frankly, 18 year olds are not known for their discretion and a TA dumb enough to sleep with a student probably isn't making great choices either), it's not going to end well for either of you. If they don't, then you're…

Thanks for pointing out the ridiculousness of this Albert. I live in Vermont and love Sneakers - it's seriously excellent brunch that is enjoyed by many locals and visitors and they even partner with the neighboring bar so diners waiting for a table can sip (chug) bloody marys and mimosas. Sadly even in Vermont the…

Danger from the possibility that some of the pro-bacon Facebook types would come to Winooski.

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

70 character limit on headlines, bro.