Sriracha is great on eggs, ramen, and dumplings. It can brighten up those occasions where you're just stuck eating something bland. But it's not meant for all the things some people seem to think it's meant for. It's getting the Ranch Abuse treatment, just from a different portion of society.

Sriracha is great, but, much like the woefully over-hyped bacon, is not meant to be paired with every fucking thing you can eat, ever.

Cardinals fans are exactly the kind of people to write long-ass screeds to a dick joke blog defending the "honor" of their stupid baseball team.

If you are too dense to understand that this is worse because this woman was an elected governor, was nearly vice president, and still holds a position of political clout (yes, only morons listen to her, but there are a lot of morons), then I'm not sure I can help you. I tend to be of the opinion that governing…

Longpig butter? Yes, please.

Dude, it's the best. And it's so simple. It's literally a silicone sleeve. I can't believe I didn't make a million bucks by inventing it, myself.

I consider it the most elegant kitchen tool I own, besides my Henckels knife set. So simple, so perfect.

I was coming to post this!!! I HATE peeling garlic, and when anyone used to ask me what they could do to help me in the kitchen (I also kind of hate people "helping" me in the kitchen) I would always put them on garlic-peeling duty. This little thing is the best!!!

All of the (American) Indians I know (including my family that grew up/still live on the rez) care very little for the term "Native American." They call themselves Indians or American Indians.

It was brought back from Japan, and consumed on the last night of a week-long camping trip. We grilled it. I was the only one out of 7 to actually manage to swallow his piece.

I have to ask: what's the most disgusting? Mine's canned whale.

I like bacon just fine, and I really wish everyone would shut the fuck up about it. I don't need to hear about and see pictures of bacon everywhere, constantly. If you carry on about the wonders of bacon, I just assume you are a super boring person in all other aspects of life.

He was specifically referred to as "ignorant," which is the correct adjective.

Rich white people are so often just shitty, spoiled children. If anyone other than them is allowed to have anything, they throw a tantrum.

I'm guessing Pete Rose in a wig?

Preacher's daughter...

I usually just shove some smashed garlic cloves in, rub generously with olive oil, then liberally add sea salt, fresh pepper, and fresh rosemary. Easy, cheap, and delicious.

Oh em jee you must be right, I've never had a "real" strawberry! I bow to your clearly superior strawberry game! I also bow to your unnecessary smug condescension game!

The size of those strawberries is simply un-Christian.