Yeah, ramen is a good use for sriracha. I also mix a little with soy sauce and sugar and powdered ginger for a cheap/quick stirfry sauce. But it's not good for everything.

Do you know how these "shrink creams" actually work? They dry out your pussy so there's more friction when you are being penetrated by a cock, which I guess is supposed to make you feel tighter or like he can't even fit in there! Except it's hard for him to get in there because you are dry as a bone. That's why that…

Please allow me to do my "new friendship with matching bracelet" dance:

Oh, god, the thought of my high conservative southern baptist of a father handing me a sex device just made me NOPE out on so many levels.

My garlic peeler (I don't bother to cut the ends). Funny enough, this is the exact one that I own.

Public records show he was born Mark E. Yancey in 1973 in Washington D.C. He calls himself Mark Suzuki on online résumés. He's passed himself off as Mark Yan here and there and used that handle in comment sections wherever the name was being debated. He had a MySpace page using Kram Yecnay. The Redskins Facts…

I hate all this bullshit where idiots have to build a personal identity around bacon, but I like bacon because it tastes like salt and fat.

Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

I'd honestly not be at all surprised if "RR" is a 22-year-old reddit user.

There is no way "RR" isn't at least 60 years old.

It's a pretty self-deceiving to think that being a narcissistic asshole with no respect for others, especially their elders, is a phenomenon new to this generation of teenagers. Socrates famously said,

I've taught boyfriends "Behind" because I have no patience for cat-herding when I'm baking.

High low, especially when taking the form of fried chicken or BBQ, is the stupidest of recent trends. The upscale River North residents trolling around places serving 15 dollar chicken or ribs know good well that they could find a far superior and more satisfying meal at a fraction of the cost elsewhere. They just…

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Hey. Wouldn't it be cool if Jezebel actually ever wrote about music that WASNT shitty pop music???

I'm pretty sure inequality means unfair.

Jim?