I'm so torn. On one hand, these people are awful, awful people. Forcing a 17-year-old girl who works for you to participate in your criminal activity through excessive intimidation? That's low. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Haha, I bet you're the same guy who always accuses Deadspin of making everything about race.

It's funny because it's hard to imagine the men described in the study until one shows up in the comment, just, makin' a scene.

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Child please. Snoop's a legend.

Nah. In and of themselves, the unborn aren't of the slightest importance to anti-choicers either.

He could have said "I am not going to marry you."

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

Now that she got kicked out of the sorority she'll have a lot more free time. Does the Ferguson Police Department have a work study program?

I'm not a Chi Omega, but I am an alumna of an NPC sorority, and every time I see something like this, I am so f*cking embarrassed I want to turn in my pin. The only reason I haven't yet is because I feel like everyone once in a while I get through to a collegiate member or two in conversation about why this isn't okay.

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I was wondering what the hell I was reading. This is some of the worst writing I've read in a long time on this site. Most of it made no sense at all. How could Sean post this while sober?

I have a hunch uncured belly generally comes from a higher grade of pig, whereas any old poorly raised sadder than hell pig can be salt-cured to hell and back.

Interrupting a self-fellator is the perfect use of a Precious Moments figurine.

I believe this was filmed in Durham, North Carolina.

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

Good breakdown of why his conclusions are dumb. I have found no lack of people interested in having meaningful conversations on OKCupid. Generally, if you find that all your conversations are shallow and boring, the problem is probably you. You're the common factor.