Hitting on your TA is bad, kids. If they agree to visit Bonetown with you and you get caught (and frankly, 18 year olds are not known for their discretion and a TA dumb enough to sleep with a student probably isn't making great choices either), it's not going to end well for either of you. If they don't, then you're…

Thanks for pointing out the ridiculousness of this Albert. I live in Vermont and love Sneakers - it's seriously excellent brunch that is enjoyed by many locals and visitors and they even partner with the neighboring bar so diners waiting for a table can sip (chug) bloody marys and mimosas. Sadly even in Vermont the…

Danger from the possibility that some of the pro-bacon Facebook types would come to Winooski.

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

70 character limit on headlines, bro.

Ok, Jez, please change the headline to say:

Not listed in this article, but listed in the Gawker one, was that the flight attendant instructed the man to remove the devices, and he didn't comply. Honestly, if the lady hadn't thrown water in his face, an Air Marshal would have tazed him, which would have been hilarious.

I'm so torn. On one hand, these people are awful, awful people. Forcing a 17-year-old girl who works for you to participate in your criminal activity through excessive intimidation? That's low. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Haha, I bet you're the same guy who always accuses Deadspin of making everything about race.

It's funny because it's hard to imagine the men described in the study until one shows up in the comment, just, makin' a scene.

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Child please. Snoop's a legend.

Nah. In and of themselves, the unborn aren't of the slightest importance to anti-choicers either.

He could have said "I am not going to marry you."

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

Now that she got kicked out of the sorority she'll have a lot more free time. Does the Ferguson Police Department have a work study program?

I'm not a Chi Omega, but I am an alumna of an NPC sorority, and every time I see something like this, I am so f*cking embarrassed I want to turn in my pin. The only reason I haven't yet is because I feel like everyone once in a while I get through to a collegiate member or two in conversation about why this isn't okay.

I was wondering what the hell I was reading. This is some of the worst writing I've read in a long time on this site. Most of it made no sense at all. How could Sean post this while sober?