I have a hunch uncured belly generally comes from a higher grade of pig, whereas any old poorly raised sadder than hell pig can be salt-cured to hell and back.

Interrupting a self-fellator is the perfect use of a Precious Moments figurine.

I believe this was filmed in Durham, North Carolina.

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

Good breakdown of why his conclusions are dumb. I have found no lack of people interested in having meaningful conversations on OKCupid. Generally, if you find that all your conversations are shallow and boring, the problem is probably you. You're the common factor.

I don't think we need to insinuate "fear" when we have actual pictures, videos, and accounts from Ferguson of what is going on right now in America when police have this equipment and feel the slightest bit threatened. By protesters in their backyards.

I really don't think there is an epidemic of military-grade weapons being fired at police officers that would require they have the equipment to counter that.

Today's LEO considers the citizens of the United States as enemies.

Well if you don't spend your budget, your budget gets reduced next year. That's how we've been operating for far too long.

"Hey, quick question, Mo'Ne....you know in five years we're going to try to suppress your vote, right?"

are you telling me that as your dad or your boss

And you've missed the entire point, which is funny, considering you're throwing the word "idiot" around so much. He is wealthy because he is good AND because of the very environment that you describe. He has had no problem profiting greatly from that environment, and to now pretend like he has moral qualms is…

Sweetie, I play poker for a living.

I used to be a professional gambler. And the thing people outside of that world don't understand is that in order to succeed, you have to separate your emotions from your luck. You can't let a bad beat devastate you, you can only draw satisfaction from having made the right bet. And the flip side of that is that you…

Ironically, some of my best nights dealing involve 2 players all-in for a decent amount of money, and the loser saying "that deserves at least X dollars more of a tip!" And the winner happily complies.

I deal poker on the Strip, and have dealt the WSOP twice (a televised final table both years). For those who aren't hip to the Vegas scene, or poker in any invested sense - those of us who get it know two fundamental rules:

The other guy is one of the most winning poker players of all time and probably has a net worth ~$50M.

I love Louise.

He was bitching about poker before getting to the final table, so at least he was a consistent whiner.