That said though...and this is just me scratching my head...if I found out I caught an STD, wouldn't it be kinda important to tell my bf and any recent ex-bf's about it so that they can go get checked? Especially if it were something like syphillis which can effect the brain, etc...

After you bartend for a while that becomes second nature. At the last place I worked though, the manager (being concerned that we could miss actually charging for the drinks) told us to hit the register after every single drink we made. Efficiency took a nose-dive, patrons got tired of waiting, and the bartenders…

My bartender was so awesome that I married him. ;-)

Good bartenders are seriously goddamn Hogwarts graduates. Good bartenders would make my life SO much easier as a server. They earned every cent of their tip-out, and I would never begrudge them pulling double what I did.

Bartenders are fucking magicians. I've seen many a busy bar in my day, and how those guys keep track of dozens of customers, their drinks, and their tabs ALL WHILE ACTUALLY MAKING THE DRINKS blows my dumb blobby grey mind.

We're all white. Do I really have to spell it out for you?

I think we all know what it really was...

I know about the online stream. The picture still isn't as good and the pop-ups are annoying. It's the principle of it all that gets me.

If you can't figure out that assholes who are openly against women's reproductive rights and are rubbing the noses of the women in their state in their arrogant ignorance is kinda a big deal, then you're a bit hopeless.

You asked a question, implying that you had not read the article, so somebody summarized the important parts.

??? So you posted a comment to…what exactly?

Tomato sliced right out of the garden, with a dusting of balsamic vinaigrette and olive oil, seas salt and pepper. Heaven. Absolute heaven. Now put that in a sandwich with young mozarella and some basil leaves... Oh dear GOD.

Well, there was a generation of those guys that are viewed reverentially. Jack Buck, Red Barber, Ernie Harwell, etc., etc. So it has been proven that people are equally as comfortable with either format.

Instead of pall bearers, Pedro Martinez will throw him into his grave.

lol what a piss poor reading of her quote. she has said nothing of the "i'm not a feminist because i love men" drivel that we usually hear, she just said she finds gender politics boring. so what if she does? are we supposed to expect Every Woman Everywhere to be super into feminism at the expense of everything…

I don't think Kenneth Cole's advice works for me, because I'm currently unemployed but I kinda want to be either a cop or a stripper. Not joking.

Not all gods

It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

I remember my first. I was 8, my aunt insisted I would LOVE it. It arrived. I looked at it, poked it and a mayo-covered apple slipped out from under the slimey croissant. I crossed my arms, glared at my aunt and sulked the rest of the day.

People need to see this. Normal kids in society do not make these kind of jokes