There is a perfectly good reason of the no earrings and nail polish. MRI means Magnetic Resonance Imaging, which uses extremely powerful magnetic fields to stop the align all the protons in the area being scanned. These fields can rip out your earrings and rip off your nails, if either the earrings or nail polish…

Acrocatics.

She didn't fall down the stairs... or slip... she hopped down.

Not nearly as bad as this guy's comments:

Excuse me, hot dogs are made from the parts of a raccoon, a rat, a pigeon and a boot. That's just basic knowledge.

You know shit about shit.

huh? The documentation of the serious changes in his swing is pretty much this entire article, not to mention his walk and strikeout rate numbers to show the growth in his plate discipline.

Sometimes, it just takes a bit longer to realize/maximize potential. Not everyone in baseball is Mike Trout.

Congratulations on being the worst.

Ooh, ooh! Cobb County Commissioner Bob Ott's leading core principle, per his website, is:

You are a huge tool.

It won't matter. They'll be stuck in traffic.

But how do you distinguish between them?

ha ha ha!

The word "paramour" always struck me as having a certain charm.

Also, this:

I love dragging out the Duck Dynasty before photos:

I don't think their family lives are any more relevant to the yearbook than the family life of a kid who works after school every day to help support their single parent or the kid in foster care moving from place to place but still manage to graduate. That is not the same as "hiding in corners" and "pretending their…

I see she went to the Chris Hansen school of interviewing. "Boy, that was stupid huh, why are you so stupid?"

I'm sorry, did you read what I posted? What part of not shunning or ostracizing did you not understand? No one should be kicked out of school or prevented from walking or any of that BS. I didn't even imply that.