I feel like I should disagree with this, but I don't. Pregnant teen moms and the teen dads shouldn't be shunned or ostracized, but let's not celebrate in the yearbook it as a great achievement, either. This seems better suited to a school newspaper feature.

the troughs are too old

It was probably with the help of their new ace pitcher, Adam Widewright.

Hey I like Chipotle (and Taco Hell for that matter), but it doesn't mean either of them are objectively good food.

I follow 'Jocelyn Plums' (not a real person) on Twitter, actually because Drew linked to something funny she said. The other day she tweeted "Feel naked at Chipotle without my office ID badge." Was definitely the best description of Chipotle one could possibly give.

Chipolte:Mexican Food

Two ways to go with Mexican food. Cheap like Taco Bell, or your local, possibly family owned, non-chain Mexican restaurant where you can get an entire meal for the price of one of those turds at Chipotle. I will say the cups fit the Chipotle vibe to a tee.

This sounds like a recipe for disaster. I mean, we all remember what happened when Jack in the Box tried to expose its customers to a little culture.

I was fairly sure JSF was a smarmy dillhole about the time I got to the hyphen in his name.

I was literally posting the same thing until you beat me to it. On one hand, I know I'm fortunate to be in Southern California where there's great Mexican food everywhere I turn. But, on the other hand, I bet I could find some great Mexican food in most cities in America if I was to go out looking.

In today's episode of Missing the Point with your host, Bears:

Bad writing. "Showing off his wingspan... which is eight feet."

I've pointed out in the past: lobster mac and cheese is the douchiest, most hipster side dish in existence. It's never as good as you think it's going to be, it'd ludicrously overpriced because lobster, and it's just an all-around disappointment.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) notes that Americans have become "obesogenic," meaning they live in an environment of unhealthy foods — one that encourages increased food intake and decreased physical activity. But chemicals in food could also contribute to the problem. A White House Task Force on…

Yeah dude, there's like absolutely no chance she was being the slightest bit weird prior to the girl recording her.

yeah i wonder why they didn't stop to watch the whole video first

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

I totally get where you're coming from, but you'll totally get that in any other hobby you pursue. Comics, video games, sports, knitting, programming. It's all the same. Like anywhere else, basic respect for other people is kind of core. Just pursue your interests the way you want to, and as long as you're being…

There's nothing wrong with attending workshops either. If someone cares about a hobby, there's no reason that they shouldn't continue their education and learn techniques that will enhance their hobbies. Don't condescend to other people, but if you wanna spend your whole day making something delicious, it's not…

Cook. Don't be a doodie. Or a jerk like Dan.