Floyd Mayweather is the Damien Hirst of boxing. Gotta respect his business acumen, but, at the core, he's a chump who can't stand up to real competition. I hope Maidana finishes the job tonight.

I got Maidana +550. And I have the internet, so I can watch for free. Fuck that illiterate serial woman-beater. I can't wait 'til he eats canvas.

I just know I'm going to end up going down on some East Williamsburg Early Adopter Retro-Vintage girl who thinks the irony of her pussy tasting like New Coke will be just hilarious and I'll have to spend all that time I would have spent getting her off instead educating her on the tragic reality of having lived…

Duh, I really should look at the existing replies before I post mine.

Calm down, Tina.

The only thing I want to know about IA's sex tape, which definitely exists, is whether it's from before or after her butt implants.

Emotional harm is not a crime, sorry. Also, the amount of emotional harm directly inflicted in the name of Jesus makes this look like cupcakes with sprinkles.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this kid is an English major. I absolutely can't wait until he enters the real-world job market.

This little twunt thinks because his parents made him bag groceries to pay for his own gas one summer he's the epitome of socioeconomic experience and understanding.

All personal hygiene is forbidden on a plane, outside of the lavatory. Do not floss, do not clip/paint nails, do not disinfect, do not pick...anything at your seat, you disgusting heathens.

I have found through repeated experience that looking like you spent the entire night drinking champagne and blowing lines off of a dominatrix's tits and ass, then quickly showered and shoved some crap into a backpack before calling a car to the airport - because that's exactly what you did - tends to keep weirdos…

Stephen A. Smith's whole persona and career are built around him spouting hot, idiotic, ignorant garbage at any and all times. Where's the surprise?

I wonder if you have any idea the foul things you have almost definitely unwittingly eaten in your lifetime, due to you being such a sorry cunt.

You are a doss cunt. That is all you are, and all you will ever be. A whiny, pathetic, entitled doss cunt.

The most ridiculous thing about the dresser isn't even the dresser, it's the AOL email address. What kind of person has an AOL account and a $2800 moronic dresser? I have to assume that says $28.00, and the decimal just got covered.

Yes, but this is why rich idiots have no money left after they throw money away. If you make $400K and have nothing left after your vacations and cars and whatever, you're fucking stupid and it's impossible to care about your money "woes."

HAHAHAHAHAHA, reading comprehension really isn't your forte, is it?

Maybe if you're insisting on flying first- or business-class. Which, granted, is really fucking nice, but certainly not necessary.

It's an absurdly high number for 6 people. Any time the very wealthy whine like this, it translates to, "Well, once I've blown a shit-ton of money on extravagant luxuries, I don't have any money left," as though it remotely relates to the average person who has no money left after paying for food, clothing, and…

It's Texas. They don't have books. Well, they have one, but you're not allowed to throw the Bible.