I will never stop loving that people actually get upset about the "This is why your team sucks" posts, to the point of being personally offended enough to write an email defending their team/city. Listen, if you find yourself having to defend your city on a joke-y sports blog often, maybe you and your city really do…

Chunky wedge heels and Gaultier La Femme perfume. Can't explain the wedges, but the first girl in NYC I fell for (she introduced me to Foxy Saturdays at The Cock, what can I say?) always wore La Femme.

Atlanta is the worst place on Earth. This surprises me exactly none.

I can't decide whether you're Liz Lemon or Jack Donaghy.

WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A LYRIC THAT RHYMES WITH "AND I'M HERE TO SAY."

There's nothing better than looking at their kids and knowing that they will grow up to be ugly and will, as such, be disinherited.

I know she's playing a male character, but shit, they could have just gotten Brian Williams for the part and worked it into his Today Show contract somehow.

Right, but the world doesn't have to lower itself to the stupidity of its lesser (paper-eating) inhabitants.

A massive pendant, you say?

When I was little I thought I hated Fruit Roll-Ups because, the first time I ate one, nobody ever told me there was plastic you had to peel off of it. So I choked it down with the plastic during Snack Time, then complained that it wasn't very good. They looked at me like I was stupid, but what kind of stupid adult…

It's literally wrapping the entire dish. Removing it would be a struggle and cause a mess. How about people just don't be stupid?

Hahaha, I just came here to post exactly this.

And you keep pretending you know mid-tier actresses. I guess you need something to give your life a semblance of meaning.

Sweetie, I know where all of my shit is, none of it has been lost. And, yes, you're way too invested in this. All I said was that it makes no sense to have fakes in the leak. You're the one who seems to think you know some of these actresses personally and that they would simply never do something sooooo shameful as…

Wow, I would certainly hesitate to even remotely call that "proof." So, no, I'll not be re-examining anything just yet.

I've seen them. It would surprise me if any were faked, as the vast majority are pretty clearly real, and JLaw and Mary Winstead have come out and said the photos were stolen from them. What would be the point of including fakes with the many, many real ones? It would only impugn the credibility of the real ones.

Yeah, sorry Ms. Justice, but it would be a little odd if you were the absolute only one in this huge leak whose pics were fake.

If you think baseball isn't thriving in Pittsburgh, you've never been to Pittsburgh.

Eh, I find the leisurely summer pace of the MLB season to be part of the draw. Why not have baseball every day? It's great! And I would take issue with you saying "way more" meaningful games are played in the NHL/NBA. Perhaps a greater percentage, but not more. Pennant chase games in September are spectacular; have…

So, by your logic, why even have a "regular" season?