Oh, and I'm not questioning your intelligence, I'm flat-out stating that you possess none. None, at all. You lack intelligence, without question.

It's not name-calling, sweetie, it's just pointing out the obvious. You can't help what you are, I understand.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SNEAKING INTO OUR COUNTRY AND GETTING FREE HEALTHCARE FROM SOCIALIST MUSLIM KENYAN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!

Admitting it is the first step.

You have to be poorly executed satire, right? Nobody is this stereotypically just straight-up dumb.

You are literally too stupid to understand my very simple point. And you just can't help yourself from demonstrating just how stupid you are with every opportunity. What's it like to be so aggressively stupid? Can you illustrate to me what the genesis is for such impulsively proactive stupidity? I'm truly fascinated.

You fail to understand the simple key word of "stop." See, "stop being a fucking idiot" doesn't actually mean "double down on your complete fucking idiocy, you total fucking idiot." Not that I expect anything different from a fucking idiot who uses the word "liberal" like an insult.

You're a fucking idiot. I'm not going to engage with a fucking idiot. Stop being a fucking idiot.

Oh, here it is. You're actually a racist xenophobe.

Until ID is issued free to all citizens, voter ID laws constitute a poll tax. And the reason it's not explicit in the Constitution is that it is implicit in being a citizen. Thus, it is the most basic right of citizens. Keep trying, though.

This has to be sarcasm, right? You can't possibly be this stupid.

Beer is not a constitutional right. Please stop conflating showing ID to buy beer with showing ID to exercise what is literally one's most basic constitutional right as a citizen.

I will never stop loving that people actually get upset about the "This is why your team sucks" posts, to the point of being personally offended enough to write an email defending their team/city. Listen, if you find yourself having to defend your city on a joke-y sports blog often, maybe you and your city really do…

Chunky wedge heels and Gaultier La Femme perfume. Can't explain the wedges, but the first girl in NYC I fell for (she introduced me to Foxy Saturdays at The Cock, what can I say?) always wore La Femme.

Atlanta is the worst place on Earth. This surprises me exactly none.

I can't decide whether you're Liz Lemon or Jack Donaghy.

WE ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A LYRIC THAT RHYMES WITH "AND I'M HERE TO SAY."

There's nothing better than looking at their kids and knowing that they will grow up to be ugly and will, as such, be disinherited.

I know she's playing a male character, but shit, they could have just gotten Brian Williams for the part and worked it into his Today Show contract somehow.

Right, but the world doesn't have to lower itself to the stupidity of its lesser (paper-eating) inhabitants.