Well, the whole apparatus does kind of float. In sort of the same way that your arm kind of floats if you just let it sit there.

If you're a dude and you're peeing like a sprinkler more often than not, something is amiss. And not just you a-missing the toilet.

You could also put The Chronic under Snoop's records, as he's featured nearly as much as Dre. It just doesn't make sense to dismiss him as irrelevant simply because you're not a fan.

Tha Doggfather and Tha Last Meal are both quite good, R&G is good, and even Blue Carpet is pretty decent. So saying he has "like one good album" is just silly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, what are you, like, 17?

Sweetie, the simple fact that you have to refer to it as a "human fetus" and not a "human" is pretty much all the point I need to make.

It was long ago established that this took place near Raleigh, NC, not Alaska.

I'm sure you could find an assertion to actually make that I would feel any need to argue against. So far you have none.

I have the world's most expensive cupcake right here. It is a moldy Entenmann's from last year. The mold is in the shape of Joey Fatone. I have it priced at $5,000. It is the world's most expensive cupcake.

When's the charity drive for all the idiots with broken necks from their even stupider friends dropping 50+lb buckets of water on their heads?

"Flip off anyone you want, we're never letting you go. You will die a Cleveland Brown."

I was under the impression there is a lag with this on HD TVs. True or not?

I know you're anti-choice trolling, but they are fetuses. Proto-humans, if you will. Not living humans. Sorry that's difficult for you to understand.

Agree with the replies: fuck Bob Evans. McDonald's actually has surprisingly good sausage gravy.

Dominos did succeed in transforming their product from completely inedible shit to barely edible shit. The big deal was really more their admission that they served completely inedible shit in the first place. It's still light years from "good" and miles from even "mediocre," but it has improved, for what that's…

Jesus, if that's the scar a tummy tuck leaves you'd almost be better off just being fat.

What's the giant abdominal scar from?

Anti-choicers continue to prove that the rights of the unborn are more important to them than the rights of actual humans.

In that situation if your fat ass is so concerned about an $8 hot dog that the action on the field doesn't distract you enough, you've got bigger problems, though the rest of the people around you are probably happy you're not getting up and down as much to waddle to the concourse.

It's regionally specific mostly to the Diabetes Belt, which covers the southeast and midwest.