I love working in nice places in shithole areas where people commit rampant Ranch Abuse, because I can gleefully (on the inside) say, "No, we have no ranch dressing. Sorry (not sorry)."

There's a 24-hour McD's a couple blocks from my house, and I go there when I can't sleep and want some kind of breakfast food. I always mix Sprite and orange Hi-C about 70/30. It's as close to Fanta Orange as I'm gonna see at McDonald's, and I can lie to myself that it's slightly better than just straight soda because…

If people really need to hear a blonde white foreign woman spit hip-hop, listen to Die Antwoord. Plenty more authenticity there.

I'm gonna go with no, no, no, no, and no to all of your questions about her authenticity. Even her "rap" is pop. She's pop. Pop is fake. She is a product, packaged, marketed, and sold to a gullible populace.

Yeah, no "controversy" here. She's pop. Pop is fake, engineered to appeal to musical suckers on the shallowest level. She wanted to be rich and famous, she figured out how to get there. Anyone who thought she had "street cred" in the first place is a damn fool.

This is pretty standard treatment for anybody working in a restaurant, it's not really specific to Muslims. Try being Christian and refusing to work Sunday brunch or anything similar. Restaurant owners are often assholes, but they are usually indiscriminate assholes.

Man, I love me a good heist.

Tampa burn!

Usually doesn't spread that far on the body.

Er, Durham, not Alaska. Ugh, I have family in Raleigh. This really doesn't surprise me.

And loving niggers! She really hit all the high points.

It may be wrong, but I'm going to go look for fatal single-car accidents in Alaska from this day in hopes that she ran into a bridge support.

Her "fame" is almost exclusively owed to Gawker.

Color me absolutely shocked that a military veteran supports authoritarian states.

I am decidedly NOT all about a government having a monopoly on the use of force. Sorry. And, like I said, I don't think every lunatic in the country should be armed to the teeth, but the increased militarization of police terrifies and outrages me, and I do think that governments should be afraid of the people, not…

Yeah, the NRA and the idiotic "open carry" movements are not the proponents we need. It's funny (it's not, and it's not even remotely shocking) that all of those (almost exclusively white) organizations are so concerned about the gubmint takin' are freedumbs but when it actually happens, when a militarized police…

Eh, it was too early in the morning to call someone an asshat.

Police forces do have weapons modeled after the M4, yes. Grenade launchers, probably not, but how far off do you think that is?

This is a dangerous sentiment to hold. I tend to be on the gun control side of that debate, but when militarized police forces are waging war on unarmed communities, I'm very tempted to say arm the populace to the fucking teeth.

Actual answer: due to some pathetic trolls spamming rape, snuff, and gore .gifs everywhere, Gawker has had to revert to the old "approved commenter" system.