except that there’s every indication that these girls love each other, and that Simone and Aly are extremely close in particular? Is your life really that sad?

except theyre good friends and Simone calls Aly her grandma

Spoken like someone who was never a young girl. Misogyny is so edgy, bro.

The question asked about sports.

Dude he has a PhD .... from University of Arizona

Oh, give him a break. It’s not like he’s a college president or something.

*professional

*strongly

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

For god’s sake, they even worked off of her medical history even though she lied!

So you’re saying it wasn’t lupus?

I love that movie more than I should.

I mean... The Speciale is selling for double its MSRP and it’s the last naturally aspirated V8 Ferrari in history

You triggered Locomotive Jones, lol.

Are they going to yell POOOOOOOOP during the open water events?

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

i am not hating on jared leto, for the record. i think he looks fucking awesome and is funny and fun.

Batting Average on Balls Into Penises?

• Suggested that if his daughter were sexually harassed at work, he’d tell her to just quit, implying that women who get harassed in the workplace bring it on themselves.

Let’s be real, he’s not planning on being at the debates.