Skeeter seems like a pretty cool and chill cat

The airport in Flagstaff, AZ is too small for jets, so I got to do the tarmac walk when I flew out of there with my mom once. We were the first flight out of the morning, and security- a nice old lady at a folding table (post 9/11!)- was a breeze, so we put our feet up, gazed out at the pine forest beyond the runway,…

Worked in a supermarket for a decade, I learned a few things.

On watermelons: Look for well defined alternating dark and light green lines. Make sure it only has one spot on it from where it sat in the ground. Give it a knock, if it sounds nice and hollow with steps 1 and 2, you’ve got a tasty melon.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

The President is a serial killer who butchers people and eats them

Mallard Fillmore was always shitty, but I looked it up just to see what today’s was. It’s worse than a Facebook meme.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Snatched

Maybe he don’t like people playin’ on his phone.

lost if you tend to prefer up-tempo numbers, pyramids if you like the slow jams. for me, lost all the way.

“When Keeping It Real Is Mildly Inappropriate”

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.

Same - I’ve been wearing it out for like four years. That and the EP, Nostalgia Ultra. I think on CO, my perennial favourite is Forrest Gump, but I love Pyramids and Lost too. My all-time fave might be Swim Good from NU. I also really love Novacane.

It’s either “Pink Matter” or “Bad Religion” for me (but “Pyramids” is amazing).

Forest gump!!!

I love that Pyramids is basically two songs in one.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

“Well after”...like he played with them through 2014 and starved his dog in January of 2015. Clearly he only started doing that after he left the team. Also, no matter how good you are at football helping to kill 2 people is gonna stick with you. Might as well get over that one.