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I gotta say, though, the dime-sized patch of actual hair he still has growing is doing yeoman’s work covering the rest of that blobby melon head of his.

I find text to be extremely useful when I have forgetful clients and employees and I can easily send a screenshot of a prior conversation, but my previous comment was somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Why so serious?

I knew Gregggggggggg Jeffries was up to no good, in addition to being no good at baseball.

Same researcher, but you’re conflating two different Milgram research experiments.

Jesus, that’s a rough ‘08 team. Makes my 2-11 ‘07 team look downright dominant.

CBS won’t let me see my old teams in my first league because I’m no longer in that league, but I definitely had Daunte Culpepper, Rudi Johnson, and Tiki Barber, and I definitely traded Rudi for Marcus Robinson at some point and still somehow managed to make the playoffs.

I take that to mean 11% more Maine-ers actually like the fucking douchebag after his first term, which is terrifying.

If you leave me a voicemail it is getting deleted and you are getting a text back saying “why are you calling me? somebody better be dead.”

Looking at the actual bus, that may be a really good deal.

Let’s go ridin’, slidin’, whippin’ and dippin’

This is an excellent article, but, of course, I only read it because you’re cute.

Somebody is definitely a gasbag, here.

“literally” still doesn’t apply. Unless there’s a urinary condition heretofore undiscovered among humans.

He ain’t rich, but the other adjective definitely fits.

She bought into a co-op meant for low-income residents. She’s fucking slime.

So Trump is going to nationalize industry? That’s my takeaway.

Fuck that, as long as you got 9 guys in the field and one of them is toeing the rubber and one is behind the plate, you can do what you want. You can’t define locations for defensive players.

I do work for a high-end art installation company, and I have been on freshman dorm jobs for the obscenely wealthy and boring. You want to hire us to hang shit in your 18-year-old daughter’s dorm room at $200/hr? Whatever, your money to do absurdly wasteful and stupid shit with, I guess.