Meh. Fuck that mom and fuck her little cuntlet in training.

Not just a fucking MBA, but the need to put it after his name on fucking Twitter...

This is hilariously stupid. You are hilariously stupid. Giuliani is ass cancer. Has always been ass cancer. Will always be ass cancer.

He is a disgusting little troll without a decent bone in his body. He should be beaten with a cane every time he even thinks about opening his face-cloaca.

He did not do “a great job cleaning up the city,” he did a great job jailing and imprisoning “undesirables” for petty crimes.

That chain is worse than heroin.

Madison Square Garden uses the visitors’ hockey (and I guess basketball?) locker room as a “backstage” waiting area for performances. I used to be decent buddies with Geddy Lee and have seen Rush at MSG a few times and have not once been able to stomach the stench of that room long enough to wait for Ged and the boys…

Oh my god that tweet.

It’s abusive to make a pet get and remain that obese. And, yes, “make.” They eat what you feed them.

Nobody who reads the Funbag could take down a golden retriever with that mace, much less a fucking gorilla.

Yeah, white people have been the victims of nefarious double standards for far too long in this country.

You know that’s not what anyone said, so you need to stop. You’re really not making your case well.

My new goal in life is to get a #puigyourfriend twittered at me.

Yeah, “Swim Good” is probably still my overall favorite. It’s pretty raw.

I’m not saying that it does, but I am saying that everyone deserves it, so stop trying to make things “equal” through mutual destruction.

Thank god! I have been just wearing out Channel Orange for the past month. Having trouble deciding if “Lost” or “Pyramids” is the best track. Discuss.

Mets get Bruce and Niese instead of Lucroy. Yuck. I wish we hadn’t given up Nimmo for a mediocre bat like Bruce, even if mediocre is a vast improvement over most of the rest of the lineup.

As a heavy, heavy pot smoker, I think there should be some signifcant attempt to discourage heavy use among teens. It’s true that developing brains can be altered by heavy use, as with pretty much anything. Also, heavy use can make already-quite-stupid teenagers really, really fucking stupid. We recently hired an 18…

It straight up makes her look squat. Not a pleasant adjective for such a beautiful woman.

Oh, yeah, I think she, herself, looks amazing.