So, you’re saying you’re single, now?

Nobody wants to jump through the hoops and commit to all the boondoggles that the IOC currently requires. If it didn’t cost unnecessary billions, I’m sure plenty of cities would be interested.

“Millions????”

All humorless weiners please read the below math re: Selma if that is going to be your humorless response to this comment.

You specifically brought up Edmund Pettus Bridge and I was being pedantic because you were doing the same to my tongue-in-cheek comment. And, yes, I am well aware of the history of women in the civil rights movement in the south - my grandparents played important roles in Tennessee in the ‘50s and ‘60s - but the are…

OK, fine, we can be totally humorless about this, too. Let’s be generous and say the racial makeup of that march was 50/50 black/white, and then 50/50 male/female. 2500 marchers, 625 white females. Now, we know not all the civil rights marchers were local, especially the white ones, so let’s say 75% of those 625 lived…

I’ve been all over this country. Saying Alabama is, without question, one of the most racist places I’ve been does not mean there isn’t plenty of racism everywhere else.

How about this: I hear a white person say the word “nigger” or the young person’s favorite, “nig,” nearly every single day.

Hahahahahahaha, OK, hon. I’ll wager I moved here before you were born, and nobody goes to Shelby County unless they’re trying to get put on TASC.

Oh, shut up, I live in this backwater shithole, too.

You nailed it on the head with the most terrifying, insidious product of this Trump quagmire is the feeling that the truth - or at least evidence seeming to directly contradict what you just said - no longer matters in any way.

Find me an 80-year-old woman in Alabama who isn’t racist and I’ll believe any damn thing you want me to because you are clearly some sort of deity.

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This kind of shit is what makes me feel like I should be stockpiling guns and heavy weaponry. Not chemtrails and FEMA camps and lunatic martial law plots. Real, actual shit like a mentally ill rape victim being imprisoned for a month in general population!!!!!!!! What the actual fucking fuck

Republicans have zero problem desecrating the flag as long as you aren’t burning it. They are of the opinion that flag desecration is fine to stifle free speech, but you can’t express free speech by doing so. Ironically, all of those flags should technically be disposed of now, by burning.

I wore my Ronaldinho PSG kit until it literally fell apart. Love that kid.

Never loan out a book you expect back.

Grace Jones put on a show in Central Park that may have literally saved my life, after I stayed up all night drinking whiskey and doing blow. She tore that motherfucker down.

Oh, absolutely! I’m just saying that Trump isn’t particularly evil, relative to his fellow Repugnicans, but he is particularly buffoonish. Which is really saying something.

Republican politicians as a whole are evil. Trump is just the most buffoonish.