“Perky?”

I can’t figure out any part of this. Was this actually at the convention? How in the world would he have gotten up there, been left up there so long, and then one security person shows up? Inside job? Total hoax? Just a total shitshow of disorganization at the RNC? Could the RNC have actually thought it was…

I am having the exact same moment of complete unsurety of all reality.

This is a good article with a good embedded video explanation.

I think the comment was referring to the new-ish trends toward no-outline, watercolor-style, and significantly more fine linework in a lot of artists’ portfolios. The style is new enough that there’s not many examples of how it might hold up down the road, but my extensive experience makes me apprehensive about its…

Those tiny lines and detail in that location won’t even last two years. It will be a smudgy line that partially glows blue.

And after the bullshit “program” is completed and his record is expunged, he is completely free to go back to being the abusive, dangerous drunken shithead he always has been! America!

Sometimes the wording on these is confusing, but it may mean that he has a 180-day suspended sentence now on the condition of completing the classes or whatever the fuck bullshit program he’s put in and he will have to serve the 180 if he fucks off.

This is as close to “nothing” as they could get away with. Go to some bullshit alcohol classes and everything goes away. Good job.

Yeah, that was my guess, and it’s absurd. He was drunk and threatening people with his gun. The very definition of an irresponsible gun owner.

Are his guns taken away? They obviously should be, but I’m sure we’d hear a lot more screeching already if that were the case.

The video is terrible, but I still love the song. He references Ghostbusters, The Golden Child, Star Wars, Rocky, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I really like his flow on this one more than a lot of their stuff.

When my dog got cancer the vet said he could operate to try to remove it but a) she might not make it through the surgery, b) it might not be effective, anyway, and c) she might not make it through recovery and d) recovery time might end up being all she had left no matter what so did we want her possible last months…

That’s the most Indiana thing I can imagine. Yeesh.

Song about wanting to be a ninja (sorry, neenja): bad

In a very small room it gives you walking space, but, yeah, they’re mostly decorative items for nouveau riche these days.

Lose the first paragraph of that apology letter and it’s pretty good.

Go ahead and shut down the Least Surprising News Item of 2016 competition.

Limited theaters and show times on Thursday night, I would assume.

I would imagine it’s lost some power over the years; you’ll probably be fine. I found a can of glow in the dark Ghostbusters slime in my closet many years back and it had already lost its juice.