Plenty of new models don’t require any key to be inserted for ignition. I usually leave my fob in my pocket.

Serious question: does she force her family to use these because she is a True Towel Charm Believer, or is this a “let me sell useless crap to my nouveau riche friends so I don’t blow my brains out from the boredom of being a worthless suburban political housewife?”

Hahahaha, I went to Don Hill’s ages ago with a girl wearing almost exactly that outfit, though without the camo overcoat. We then walked from Don Hill’s all the way up to Life on Bleecker St. and I was just blown away by her confidence (I’m sure it helped that she was/is smoking hot). Of course, she now runs a fairly…

Honestly, this is the most convincing thing so far of this fact.

Apparently these children have never been out in public before, and don’t know shit about common courtesy.

You should watch Tropic Thunder because it’s hilarious. Don’t fret too much about the comparison.

Right? Like, I’m almost feeling a little sorry for him. It’s weird. I haven’t slept, though, so maybe that’s it.

He actually seems sincere and maybe just a bit slow? Like, maybe he didn’t understand the racist undertones of the “all lives matter” crowd and their bullshit? I dunno, I’m usually all over this shit but I’m not getting the “white apologist asshole” vibe from this guy.

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How could she not be alluding to herself? She’s 83! It would be irresponsible to think she would serve out a full potential 8 years of a Clinton presidency.

I can’t stop picturing this

I need to believe this is real and I don’t want to be told if it is otherwise.

Being extremely white has a lot to do with the romanticization, too. White folks just keep building and building crappy subdivision after crappy subdivision trying to keep away from the undesirables.

There’s a new-ish subdivision south of Birmingham, AL (because literally everything outside of Birmingham to the south is a subdivision) called The Preserve. The houses are all wraparound porches, soaring white columns, plantation-style homes - jammed up all against each other, because it’s a subdivision - and the…

I have a lifetime subscription to the New Yorker (I don’t know what my subscription status is, but the magazines keep coming, every Wednesday, year in, year out. They follow me to new addresses seamlessly. They stack up on the coffee table, unread [and unrelenting] but always promising. The quiet menace of it is…

Dale Murphy hitting a HR at the first MLB game I ever went to, must have been ‘83. After that, the ‘84 Olympics.

“30 second clip”

Somebody scoffed when I said Frank Ocean was the new Prince.

Then this article should focus less on “could have been prevented” and more on “can be prevented in the future,” because this rise in cancer rates could not have been prevented by a vaccine that wasn’t yet available.

I always was able to check on partial downloads, but, yes, in a separate image viewer. I don’t recall knowing what a .jpg was until the mid ‘90s.