Alcohol with Ambien is no joke.

I don’t imagine much does stop you from lobbing it out and beating off in public until you ejaculate some sort of asinine dribble all over some poor website’s comment section, marvel at your manhood, and silently assure yourself, “Yeah, dude, I’m awesome.”

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but don’t let me get in the way of your smug, self-satisfied masturbation here in the comments section.

“Hating it” and whining incorrectly about free speech are two different concepts, dipshit.

WHITE RACISTS ARE THE REAL VICTIMS OF DISCRIMINATION!!!

I hated Wild Wild West simply because it opened the same weekend that Summer of Sam did, and a good friend of mine had a large role in that, but Will Smith’s piece of crap swept it under the rug. (it’s not a great movie, but as Spike Lee’s new joint it could’ve/should’ve had more hype and success)

No, really, literally no one cares about Missouri or Kansas, outside of the absolute shitshow of regressive politics that plagues the whole region.

Don’t feed the troll, Scott.

That dude wants to suck some dick so bad.

...And Out Come the Wolves, while a very enjoyable record, lacks real heart, and is the beginning of the decline, for me. But that was really the trajectory of so many Lookout! and Epitaph bands in the early and mid-’90s; record labels were throwing money at “the next Green Day” and the bigger “punk rock” labels were…

It’s not necessarily about not improving a neighborhood, or making it so that property values and rents don’t go up, it’s about doing so in such a way that an entire neighborhood isn’t bought and sold by interlopers. Investment in the existing community, not replacing it with fucking artisanal mayonnaise stores.

Jumping off the Op Ivy tip, Rancid was so great until they sucked. This 7" was the tits. Too bad the album version of the song was cleaned up until it lost all soul.

Dear Myopic Mayonnaise Madam:

The NRA doesn’t have to control voters when it controls office-holders.

I would be willing to bet large sums that “fringe benefits” and untraceable expenditures that don’t count as contributions/donations make up an enormous part of the NRA’s lobbying budget. I guarantee the official dollar amounts are only the very, very tip of a huge iceberg.

Remember that these numbers are only the traceable direct contributions. The fringe benefits that lobbyists get away with is where the real bribery lies.

Oh, make no mistake, the NRA is absolutely loving the donation boost they get from the wingnuts after any one of these mass shootings.

Fucking cocksuckers are literally the people in the positions to do something, and all they ever do is pray.

I haven’t lived in the city for a few years. Can’t say I’d miss the fucking Kars 4 Kids commercials.

I once had a girlfriend who was a Yankees fan, and would put the radio broadcast on for west coast games to fall asleep. That’s how I knew she was a psychopath.