The FAN is unlistenable except for Mets games.

The question was answered. The answer is, “You’re fucking stupid.”

You wanna look at the rate of gun crime in the UK vs. US and get back to me with that little zinger, maybe?

I’ve had to remove this song from the jukebox of every bar I’ve ever worked in because boring white people love boring Jack White music.

I’ve been saying for a while that chickening out (with required bloviating spin) couldn’t possibly hurt him as much as actually being on stage head to head in a balanced debate. It won’t shock me one bit if he squirms out of any reasonable debate format.

Malcolm Gladwell represents “super smart” to the masses, which doesn’t require him to actually be very smart.

Yes, the term implies that having this person as a friend isn’t good enough for you and that you are only acting as their friend with the ulterior motive of a romantic relationship. The subtext is also that you deserve more than friendship. It’s gross.

People who use the phrase “friend-zone” in earnest don’t deserve to be with women, anyway.

Your living room was more crowded. I was sprawled across about 5 of the best seats in the house and not bothering a fucking soul for entire rows around me.

Let me know how Markakis, Pierzynski, Flowers, d’Arnaud, and Kelly Johnson are doing on that “good” team in two years. ;)

What, for the 93 people who are going there? Braves games since last year are filling about 15% of the seats, or at least that’s how it has looked to me when I’ve gone or watched on TV.

Bruh. It’s the Braves. I was at the game Wednesday bc I’d never seen the Giants play in person, and I bought two tickets about 7 rows behind home plate (plus free food) for $40. There were maybe 6000 people there, total, many of them Giants fans. As atrocious and stupid as Atlanta traffic is, I would have few worries…

This needs to be more everywhere.

After last night’s game somebody offered me +500 on a GS sweep bet and I jumped all over it. Cleveland gave up.

I can’t wrap my head around any of the logic of his defenders. He raped an unconscious woman. Who the fuck cares if it was “only 20 minutes” out of his obviously charmed and special and amazing fucking life? It would take me mere seconds to put a bullet in his ear. Maybe all of them will argue that I should avoid…

Like, how do entire other continents get it and we don’t? When did the subjugation of the American worker become complete and accepted? When did the American worker stop seeing any inherent value in him/herself? Labor is power, people. Stand the fuck up.

Repugs only respect draft dodgers if their rich daddies fixed it for them. Anyone else just didn’t bootstrap enough.

No, they’re the “Christian hegemony” folks. “Religion,” “God,” and “white Protestantism” are fully interchangeable to them.

It’s south Florida and the Mets were playing. Duh.

No, you’re just attacking her.