Jesus christ you are stupid.

I’ve tried to feel for him, as a recovering addict, myself, but fuck this guy. He’s the absolute epitome of a spoiled, entitled, arrogant little rich boy who has been given everything in life and given absolutely nothing back. At this point, every bad thing that happens to him because of his stupidity and assholery is…

It’s so blatantly about legislating and normalizing more ways to harass, bully, demean, and dehumanize groups that they hate. And it’s so, just...desperate, too. Like, I almost feel bad for how pathetic these people are, but really I just want them all shot into the sun.

That dude needs to be punched in the face every ten seconds for the rest of his life.

It can work. I’ve had a chocolate-chipotle pot de creme that was divine. Sopapillas with candied jalapenos are pretty fucking great.

Patron is the most overrated garbage tequila but you really gotta give ‘em credit for turning that swill and a bottle that looks like a glass wart into a billion-dollar beverage. Be careful not to spill any on your Beats headphones, though.

How could she laugh when she’d be finding out that, completely unbeknownst to her and the rest of the world, she was once a presidential nominee?

I’m quite certain that you’re not allowed into Dipshit White Racists United unless you have very strong opinions on who “the real racists” are.

Right, and I said exactly as much, but the drama is still a sidenote. Alabama/Auburn is a huge deal every year, but if both teams come into the game 3-7 with nothing much to play for, the drama is notably muted, because at its base, the actual games won and lost matter most.

I wasn’t sure “Paleo” could get any god damned stupider, but there you go.

Drama can be a good sidenote, but every major team sport comes down to the games.

The one time that useless becky could have been useful, by doing nothing, and the bitch fucked it up.

Anyone who responds in complete seriousness to this comment should be pelted with chili dogs, but that would waste good chili dogs.

This. Junkies aren’t all like characters from Trainspotting. There are plenty of outwardly successful, creative, productive, and even amazing people trying to kill some kind of pain.

My first thought with any sudden death with no immediate cause of death released is almost always drug overdose, but that seemed so out of character for Prince. Still, I couldn’t shake the nagging similarities to too many people I’ve known.

It’s funny running into people on different online platforms and seeing the different personas they craft for each.

First off, you completely self-absorbed douche, you shouldn’t have all your “stuff” unpacked before your row is fully seated unless you are in the window seat (and actually supposed to be in the window seat) and, secondly, enough people have your myopic, solipsistic attitude that “it doesn’t take that much time for me…

Used to be a place in Birmingham, AL, called Pinches Tacos (note appropriate plural nound and adjective agreement).

In tacos, with onions and cilantro. Article over.

42 plants isn’t a huge amount, and if that number includes all stages of plant life - not just adult females - probably doesn’t mean particularly large yields.