As my father always told me, “With great power comes too much f’n responsibility. If things get too difficult, just quit.”

We don’t call him Arians anymore, Lindsey. It’s “Coach Alt-right” now.

So you’re saying it’s a JRPG.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Mmm, love those occasional right turns.

40 Drivers, 1 Cup

Grab ‘em by the tenderloin

Your gains might have diminishing returns but your likelihood of injury and rhabdo increase exponentially!

Civilization is one of the only times I really wish we were our own Civilization. I dont wanna be the Queen, I wanna be Wayne Gretzky!

*With Occasional Right Turns presented by Java Monster

I think he might have also killed that linebacker from Clemson around the 4:40 mark in the highlights

How many pairs did you order?

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

It made a lot more sense once I read this:

I look forward to the civil discussions that are going to take place in this comment section.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Not really, they obviously know they can do a better job of being women so they have to just prove it.

If you can’t bully other players around then who will play the Padres?

Are you trying to activate sleeper agents with this post?