When I was a kid I was convinced the song America Pie was about the 1953 movie War of the Worlds. If you watch the beginning of the film it matches up with what the song is singing about.

Hi there, letter to the editor about why a local high school should still call its team Redskins.

The show chose Bulma after the breakup.

You had me laughing so hard I started crying with that one, thanks.

Thank you so much for the spotlight, Luke.

It don’t make no sense

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

...or enjoys CBS sitcoms.

This doesn’t offend me as a Jewish person, but it offends me as a comedian.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

Not too soon. Just not that funny.

“Better to remain silent and thought a fool then open one’s mouth and remove all doubt

I will shit in a hat and wear it if this exact pairing doesn’t happen.

and that is the crummy mindset of people who watch these films, and why we can’t get a good transformers film. thanks for being part of the problem.

as a proud member of the trailer industry, i can assure you that we are...its actually a legal requirement.

Tell me how you really feel.

I like calling white football players thugs. It makes me feel better about my secret, intense racism against Inuits.

Obviously you don’t know anything about knees-iology.