that always gives me a chuckle.

damn you for making me star this.

this is the greatest thing ever.

Mariah used to be a talented lady with big tits but now she’s just got big tits.

he just wanted to meet Tom Trebow of the University of the peninsular state just below the state of Georgia.

maybe Lamar did something to piss them all off?

this is the best response i’ve ever read anywhere. i tip my imaginary cap to you.

Pronto Pups are the superior version of corn dogs made with a wheat based breading.

of all the homophobic things i’ve ever heard of, this is probably the most ridiculous.

what do you call Pronto Pups?

full price preseason games is probably the greatest heist ever pulled because people volunteer for it.

i can’t tell because it’s the internet, but are you being sarcastic or sincere?

you would be incredibly surprised. just because they don’t fill the stadium doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

local police sweeping crimes of athletes under the rug? you don’t say?

you’re doing good work.

thereisnocowlevel

if there’s one thing about dudes it’s that they’re really, really dumb

why do the Chinese always have to get their hocus pocus from endangered animals? why can’t they kill all the sparrows for their magic potions?

those last two are gold Jerry! Gold!