the subtleties of shade are lost on our kind(people over 30).

i’ve never been so hard in my life.

life sucks, then you die. maybe you had a spouse, maybe you didn’t. in the end it doesn’t matter because you’re dead.

why’s that troll not guarding his bridge?

way to ruin Christmas assholes.

Jesus fucking Christ is just masturbating.

the Leafs for maximum apocalypse.

they should just be mad that The Shack is a boring book and will undoubtedly be a boring movie. that’s a much bigger crime than the incorrect depiction of something that can’t be depicted.

do Alabama and Ohio State share the BCS title too?

you might be reading/watching too much dystopian sci-fi.

Pedant Man, away!

i’d give you the answer but i died about halfway through the column.

this is far more important news that a company deciding a character is gay.

dumbass company that did dumbass thing won’t compensate dumbass customer who did dumbass thing.

who keeps the goalkeepers?

you got a PS4 for $150?

if media guys don’t do it then who will? i don’t think the world could handle athletic black men not getting lectured at by out of shape old white guys.

a mad genius or just mad? the line can be very thin.

well, Apple did sue Samsung over who invented the rectangle.

vitas are pretty cheap these days...