my parents have had their fake tree for almost 20 years and the lights still work. buy quality next time.

maybe i, i mean he, just hates you.

we just need to borrow some guillotines from France.

this should be the last sentence in just about every story.

that’s republicans for you.

instead of having what plants want it just wants to disable children.

the force with which my sphincter clenched as i was watching that could have severed a finger.

not if you don’t care if the patient survives.

starred just for the penis.

we are the internet and we sit in judgement of all.

Golden Gopher football: we can always fuck up more than anyone thinks is possible.

in Minnesotan, ticked is basically all the ethnic slurs you can think of rolled into one.

nice try but the Twins would never let a rookie play all 162 games. gotta wait until the service time deadline to get that extra year of team control.

the PSP2 is a great piece of hardware with almost no system selling software.

may i ask why?

grammar be hard yo.

to show the folly of man.

empathy is dead, 2016 killed it.

pew die pie is annoying.

it works in GTA V....