translation: “we will talk about this when no one is paying attention anymore and will not actually do anything of substance because we’re fucking rich and we don’t have to.”

there are clearly 4 lights.

the Cardinals game where the Vikes lost on the last play to be eliminated from the playoffs is the best.

if the solution to the problem involves more than a yard sign or occasionally seeing an ad on TV then America will have no part of it.

and own property.

i can’t imagine they had a ton of repeat customers once people figured out how it really worked.

i have a Scottish name and i could never find any gift shop junk with my name when i was a kid.

and plenty of chutzpah.

i don’t get it either. would you kindly explain it in very simple language for me? i’m a bit of a moron.

is this the son of Steven Wright?

done.

Sarah Palin sure likes to prove over and over that she’s a dangerously insane person.

at least they used the best Pikachu.

only some problematic comments?

that’s the 60's for you.

you have good ideas.

this is underappreciated.

no. i tend to blame everything on myself which is just as destructive just not to others.

it’s never too soon.

just like all the other things he’s recorded as saying, he never said that.