Time for another round of ‘deeply troubled’ peppered with some ‘thoughts and prayers.’ We need to also remember, “The president is new at this” Paul Ryan.

Tom Brady

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.

Leann Rimes has always reminded of Falkor from Neverending Story:

Will Poulter is getting excellent reviews for his portrayal of a racist cop in “Detroit”. This is him seven years ago in the Narnia movie “The Voyage of the Dawn Treader”. That chin, those eyebrows.....

Luanne Platter (KotH)

Mixed? Have you SEEN civilization? We have roads, and slurpees and the internet!

We need to ban all men until we figure out what’s going on

Jesus, my dead father looks better than him.

I’m gonna go with having a sunken-in meth face at age 35.

I’m glad you’re writing the third one. SwampFuckers 2: Revenge of the MotherCuckers was a real step down from the first.

Hitler had the foresight to pass out cyanide to die Kinder, sparing history from the inevitable complications from that doomed branch.

Can’t hurt.

That elevation map has mad pride

Wow. And it’s so beautiful there. They shot Troy there.

No they are just letting you know that black people are not a blob. We are people who could be affected by this so, why not here.

Great, so Tesla is the new Amway. Time to start avoiding Tesla owners like the plague.

Well, come on, CA legislature. Hurry it up.

I just got back from hearing Connie Willis (!!!!) speak at the Seattle Library and got to read this. You guys, as long as we have writers and libraries and people who rescue dogs we cannot perish.

Hottest of Taeks: Don Junior is a fucking moron.