“I like presidents that don't get shot in theaters."

A Canadian Tuxedo, in fact, which I hear is your guy’s national garb.

Denim, now that’s fancy!

Chipotle is a restaurant chain? Oh man, I thought it was a flavor or style of dish. Course, I’m in Canada, and I don’t venture out to restaurants too often here.

It’s like rooting for Stalin to wreck Hitler (at the risk of invoking Godwin’s Law).

It isn’t rooting for John Bolton, it’s rooting for the truth. John Bolton is and always will be a piece of shit.

If you wanted another reason, the Chiefs currently employ two women beaters and cut a 3rd last year only after video evidence was released. 

You aren’t alone. I love living with my spouse, too. I love coming home at night and talking to him, or sitting next to him as we read our own books, or watch dumb shows together. Every once in a while we can both work at home on the same day and that is great, too. He even snores, but I’d still rather sleep with him…

Am I the only person who actually likes living with their spouse? This would make me super sad.

Unless raising children in a conventional way is the goal, I see no point in marriage at all. I especially do not get it when very rich people marry each other. Back when I was married, living jointly was not really fully accepted. But marrying only to live apart baffles me to no end. What is the point? My ex and I…

alongside Alabama governor Kay Ivey.

Parks and Representation

Maybe he's just going to run for the Republican nomination in 2024!

I suspect in the deepest recesses of his heart and mind Joe wishes Hunter rather than Beau was the one who died. 

A baby fathered out of wedlock, a stripper, a little bit of semi-incest, a Presidential primary candidate...are we SURE Dynasty went off the air?

One in a row!

where he’s gone, no one can put french fries on his food anymore

And LaRosa Pizza

Or is he part of the chili now?

I like the documentaries best:
Encounters at the End of the World