Canada’s not that bad, and will probably save The Crown loads actually

They are very fancy and have the best service- if you forget your denim jacket, they’ll provide one

The pathologically afraid of losing face Chinese embassy is vouching for one of their own wealthy, arrogant mainland nationals? Time to stock up on les Kleenex, Gauls

It gets easier when you think back to when we all started rooting for Michael Cohen for a minute there, as nauseating as all that was. 

The seating looks oriented to face other passengers? Fuck that, I’ll ride a bike

Duh. 

Hilarious

Whether or not she will always love you (debatable), or that a “traditional marriage” is the ideal, at least you don’t have to say “Billy Ray Cyrus is my father-in-law” anymore, having to reside yet in Thor’s vainglorious shadow notwithstanding

Someone should start a site that calls out these hypocrisies by billionaire franchise owners, revealing how interconnected the world of sport is with modern life’s politics, power plays and pitfalls. Also- piggy poop balls

Her “lifestyle”?

I love that texting is the problem here

Loving to live with your mate is a common mental affliction of the impoverished,  so no- there are tons of delusional poor people

Not really a Bernie stan, but I’m guessing he would at least listen to wiser, qualified cabinet members and advisors who were more than just ‘acting’ heads, and strongly avoid doing anything that directly or indirectly aided any foreign or local oligarchs or their children. WhIch feels like enough at the moment,…

I’m confused: which one of them are you gayer for not that there’s anything wrong with that. #clarifications

“Brought to you by Exxon- because Buckwheat would’ve wanted it that way.”

Grimes seems deathly aware in the track above of co-opting any cultures besides the operatic or the elvish and dives into to both with gusto. Some apologies to Paul Simon’s Rhythm of the Saints, [hand motion]

But in what condition, though.

If hundreds of thousands of years of human birth order is to be believed...

No way, he is clearly more Ruffalo adjacent why am I saying this

“Abusive females””disgusting macho stigma”