From ancient Krakatoan geological events to late stage capitalism- by god, we’ll build our way out of any existential threat!

Canada’s not that bad, and will probably save The Crown loads actually

They are very fancy and have the best service- if you forget your denim jacket, they’ll provide one

The pathologically afraid of losing face Chinese embassy is vouching for one of their own wealthy, arrogant mainland nationals? Time to stock up on les Kleenex, Gauls

It gets easier when you think back to when we all started rooting for Michael Cohen for a minute there, as nauseating as all that was. 

The seating looks oriented to face other passengers? Fuck that, I’ll ride a bike

It’s okay- I forgave myself for my squandered youth and subsequent wasted decades years ago. I am at peace. This movie though? meh

Duh. 

And you were worried the hubris of the tech class was on the wane

Hilarious

Whether or not she will always love you (debatable), or that a “traditional marriage” is the ideal, at least you don’t have to say “Billy Ray Cyrus is my father-in-law” anymore, having to reside yet in Thor’s vainglorious shadow notwithstanding

Someone should start a site that calls out these hypocrisies by billionaire franchise owners, revealing how interconnected the world of sport is with modern life’s politics, power plays and pitfalls. Also- piggy poop balls

Her “lifestyle”?

I love that texting is the problem here

“Alan” has his own particular agenda, a small gift from the Tyrell Corporation- its purpose will be revealed later. Sometimes introducing some photos jogs his programming, refreshes his functionality. We did what we could with what we had, at the time

There’s so many more options to invest in between the two binary choices you seem incapable of conceiving, Alan- why aren’t you trying to help? What is your inception date

Loving to live with your mate is a common mental affliction of the impoverished,  so no- there are tons of delusional poor people

Not really a Bernie stan, but I’m guessing he would at least listen to wiser, qualified cabinet members and advisors who were more than just ‘acting’ heads, and strongly avoid doing anything that directly or indirectly aided any foreign or local oligarchs or their children. WhIch feels like enough at the moment,…

I’m confused: which one of them are you gayer for not that there’s anything wrong with that. #clarifications

Coincidence?