They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

Dude.

Wow. What a self pity party. And no substance AT ALL. And how everything is a mess. Also, bragging again about numbers and whatever. No Mess! No Mess! You’re the mess Cheetolini.

Gotta hand it to the press corps, they demonstrate amazing self control. More than one time Cheetolini boasted he could handle bad news better than anyone, and not one person laughed out loud.

Can Trump still do his “presidenting” from jail?

Trump’s blatant narcissism is so all-consuming that he can’t handle the realities of his new job - all that responsibility, all that criticism - so he’s going to try and relieve his ‘glory days’ on the campaign trail.

His new campaign slogan:

Actually, he’s a Spur.

“Press and guess access” - while a typo - is also scarily accurate.

I knew she has a but up her butt about the ACA and was actively working to try to get a judge to get rid of it (probably hoping that her POS husband would be able to help overturn it.) He never once recused himself from any case around the ACA.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Ra-Kuk was a somewhat harsh and demanding boss in those days, and perhaps he enjoyed disemboweling his workers a bit too much, but I think age has mellowed him. Let’s give him another chance.

That sentence is dumb, but it’s not nearly as stupid as this sentence:

At last, our long nightmare of peace and prosperity is over!

Steph Furry.

Choking-Ass Glory Boy Rabbit Blows Huge Lead to Tortoise 

I mean no offense, but you’re confused. What constitutes “the left” in America these days is a very large group of people in favor of representative government, as you may know, representative govt was also favored by the nation’s founders. We believe in things like science and education. We do not like unfairness. We…

Oh honey you’re adorable. It’s like you were literally born yesterday, and have no memory of what right wing media was like under Clinton and Obama.

This isn’t Gizmodo you fucking maroon.

Imagine Salem Media converting all their sites into operatives seeking to take down a Democrat ruler like Obama or Hillary.

What the fuck do you mean “imagine”?