I would like to see a new ball added after every 15 minutes of scoreless minutes played.

I ain’t buying it. I did the local Women’s March AND a protest outside our rep’s office and Soros still hasn’t paid me. You aren’t getting me again, George!

Alternative goals!

Host’s rights my friend. Host’s rights.

Hey, here’s a wild idea: no more state sanctioned murder.

This is obviously horrible. But I doubt it will have any effect. The republicans don’t even need to pretend to care anymore, optics be damned. I mean they showed us who they are a million times and their asses still got re-elected.

Named after Jefferson Davis I believe.

The “third.*

A bunch of welfare queens.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Not. Well.

I love my partner and I have never ever ever looked at him like that.

Scalia recincarnated into a nubile healthy body that will live for 150 more years. 

I don’t know much about these people, but that picture at the top gives off some serious Duggar vibes.

You know, it’s not even something radical for russia. It’s been known through centuries in russian culture that a good husband disciplines her wife through beating. There’s even a saying, which loosely translates as “If he hits you, he loves you”. I’m not shitting you. As much as we’d like to think of them as…

Yep. Shit like this is part of the reason why my feminism isn’t of the “women and LGBTQ people must show nothing but uncritical respect for all things religious” variety. Religion- especially Christianity- is just a belief system that’s open to critique and mockery like any other, especially since it has been heavily…

Trump won, so now the Kremlin troll farms need to direct their efforts somewhere else. What Russian doesn’t enjoy harassing Germans?

I’m heartbroken.

NEXT MAN UP

He also appeared on the David Letterman show, which prompted Letterman, midway through a rambling interview, to stop and ask, “Why are you here?”