Bannon needs to keep his mouth shut and go to rehab to take care of that boozer nose. Or better yet, don’t. C’mon, cirrhosis! Let’s DO this!

Why do they all look like they work at Dunder-Mifflin?

He’s the modern day Nero, only his fiddle will be Twitter.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

Steve Bannon: The unholy offspring of Don Imus and a gin bottle.

Mmmm, the murky shit-smeared walls of early dementia.

This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)

Clint Eastwood would call that a hate crime.

#FreeMelania

Kelly Conway is the ultimate a paid mercenary, a true Hessian. Just look at all the things Conway said about Cheetolini when she worked for Ted Cruz, her own words that she now contradicts every time she has to explain what Cheetolini really meant.

Trump is definitely behind lovin’, touchin’ and squeezin’.

This is dumb and made me laugh on a depressing day. Thanks.

Right now Donald and his nominees don’t believe in climate change. Four years from now, when he loses the election, he’s not going to believe in regime change either.

Perry continued, “Senator, you have to understand the context of my previous statements regarding climate change. You see, at that time I was running for President so I believed it was a hoax. But now im trying to get a job as Secretary of Energy and I know you guys wont give it to me if I say stuff like that publicly…

Bernie will get more coherent answers if he grills a hotdog.

I am going to miss having intelligence and dignity in the White House.

Roughly paraphrasing Drew Magary, “progress isn’t getting to the top of the mountain, its getting to the top of the mountain and realizing that we have 9 more left to climb.” This sucks, and sucks in ways I’m struggling to put into words. But it only serves as the end of America if we give up.