What’s the culinary equivalent of a birth certificate? A recipe? I demand to see this cupcake’s recipe.
Oh god why
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Nate Silver, ftw.
And for my next trick in going to set an orphanage on fire!
Husky and Starch
a collection of John Cheever stories
evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”
Fake Cardinals fan: not a gay slur to be found.
How in the fuck was this post not about this:
No, they swept them 3-1.
The San Francisco Giants spent the latter half of the year tumbling headfirst down the standings, forgetting how to…
As a Giants fan, I have been thoroughly impressed with Baez. He’s as smooth as they come at 2nd.
OUT. GET OUT.
Dashed in here to make sure to be the first to say ...
All Shoulders Matter.
“Doctor, I think I might have food poisoning.”
“take a Tic Tac and grab her by the pussy is the closest thing to a plan Donald Trump has described this entire election.”
Using dating apps in general have to be the most soul sucking experience I’ve ever dealt with. I’d rather be alone that jump back into that asshole bisque.
“with this matured Eric Cartman have been dredged up for further media speculation.”
Take your star, you jerk.