Don’t you meh me fav and move along

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

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Good for her just going out there and grabbin’ life by the pussy.

Not that I want to relate to this bozo, but I would probably be terrible at this too. I’m such a pacer.

It’s definitely a tell. I once had a landlord who sniffed whenever he was being dishonest. Like when my roommate and I figured out he had plugged his fridge into an outlet that was on our meter.

There were a few things he couldn’t stop doing tonight. Like masturbating with a chair. A lot of people are saying he had semen on his trousers. Who’s to say?

Oooooh. Pence just cancelled a fundraising event for tomorrow.

I’m telling ya. Hillary’s slathered in cat hair or lavender or patchouli or something. It’s genius.

He acted like a doped up circus bear. Where do you find doped up circus bears? Russia. It all fits.

As a”townhall” attendee I would have asked him to explain the differences between shia and sunni to me. Like the vast majority of congressmen (who have nonetheless been voting for the last 30 years to pit these factions against each other when destroying their countries in various wars all over the Middle East) I’d…

Yeah, but his kids are terrible.

Rita Ora

Who?

The Satan thing was hilarious. I saw tons of conservatives deny the similarity and accused liberals of thinking all black people look the same.

We need Gawker now more than ever.

Goddamn I miss Gawker dot com.