Plus, it only took a split-second to spritz in your mouth, no need to spend a whole minute sucking on a Certs like a chump. More time for smoking!

You think this means Paul Ryan has a spine?

No one has told Trump that women can vote now, let alone be a President. Clearly, Hillary is only running so Bill can have a third term.

Maddow ended a segment of her show with “you’re not dreaming, you haven’t died and gone to hell, this is where we are now. This is politics in America”

And I’d shit on any candidate for doing it no matter who they were. Just so we’re on the level.

“...... Trump then went on to play Kitty Cat Name or Krispy Kreme Donut Name Game with Jimmy Fallon.”

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

That’s a horrible proof of life video. He should totally be holding today’s newspaper.

“We will discuss this more in the coming days.”

Tonight would be the perfect time for Trump to release his tax returns.

I feel pretty strongly that NBC, until WaPo forced their hand, had no intention of showing that video. It just makes no sense otherwise. I’ve been around enough news organizations to know. Trump’s ties to NBC run too deep, and Billy Bush is their guy as well.

Binaca! Man that’s a product at haven’t thought of in a very long time. Do they even still make it?

If all else failed, Ryan could have bailed on the event by saying he pulled a hammy while doing his P90X.

I don’t really give two fucks who leaked it. Doesn’t change the fact that this oompa-loompa ass clown would think that saying this out loud would seem like a good idea. Doesn’t matter who’s company you’re in.

GODDDDDDD I hope it’s Jeb. That would be the best plot twist.

Will be drinking and smoking heavily.

If he cannot successfully squirm, perhaps Mr. Ryan could channel Austin and Tim Self and talk about Trump’s “Godly values.”

If you support Trump, you’re a piece of shit. End of story.