I’m starting to seriously think that conservatives don’t want to just win an election, they want revenge for 8 years of Obama. They don’t just want their guy to win, they want to inflict some fucking pain

I don’t see any new tweets from Mr. Ice, so I hope he any other people who might have decided to “ride out the storm” with him are OK.

thats jermaine clement if he was forced to live in Parma for 2 years

It’s really sad that the only solace I can find in this case is that he will go to the grave a sad and lonely man, a pitiful shell of his former self. But that’s not enough. It’s never enough...

Owner of the Chiefs. Read this on my FB feed last week. (someone was applauding this, which is insane but par for the course when it comes to my FB feed)

Having said that, they targeted her precisely because she made herself a soft target.

Exactly, Hillary gets Latino vote without having a Latino running mate.

A French thief’s new house.

You can’t be too careful, Kim. You should withdraw from the public eye. Completely.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Yeah! Why didn’t she pick that qualified elected Democrat who has bold progressive ideas combined with impeccable salesmanship of said ideas, who comes from a useful part of the country electorally, who we already know would be a great candidate in 2024, who despite being a bastion of unapologetic liberalism connects…

Yup. The correct question is if they know ninjutsu.

Ask Nicolae Ceausescu how his total abortion ban went.

The candy-corn image is just perfect!

Well, it’s a good start.

Judge Judy 4 debate moderator.

It’s not really a pandemic. It’s barely a carload.