Her campaign can’t do anything right.

A campaign spokesperson for Ayotte said that the goal was to remind people that the Senator is a “leader on women’s health.”

How is Bobby formed?

How dare you insinuate I am not a real person! Bobby Finger real. Bobby Finger actual human man. Do not doubt Bobby Finger.

Drew Magary, he is too good to be real.

And the Washington Post’s, and the New York Times’, and whoever mailed those sheets to the New York Times.... I and my thick-rimmed glasses stand on the shoulders of giants! 

My, that’s very high praise. I’m actually kind of bad at math, but good at logic.

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

This whole thing is making my mind run in circles like a terrier chasing an invisible rat. I’ve decided that it’s an algebra problem missing one of the necessary factors. We don’t know how long he took the loss carry-forward for. We don’t know if he consumed it all. We don’t know where the original billion dollars…

That near-billion that he lost through bad business deals... very likely was not from his own personal wealth, but from other people’s money. He swindled poor saps with tales of his ‘great business acumen’, got them to invest a near billion dollars, then drove it into the ground in one year. So they’re out ‘real…

Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

He got all huffy.

True, OP did neither confirm nor deny he was talking about masturbation.

So you’re saying that when given three kind of bad choices Fitzpatrick can be counted on to consistently pick the worse of the three. And you’re offering this as some sort of endorsement? Interesting.

Seems unnecessary as he already has the ‘I’d fuck my own daughter’ vote all locked up.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

This tension is awkward. They should just fuck and get it over with.

Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.