You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

*unnamed. Thus far unnamed.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Do you actually think Aleppo is a make-or-break issue for the majority of voters? Come on.

It’s haaaaard.

Makes think of Big League Chew, which was also popular among 6th graders.

There’s always next year.

-Joseph Goebbels

I’m shocked, shocked to see this kind of stuff in the city where an angry mob attacked MLK and hit him in the head with a rock. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-mlk-king-marquette-park-1966-flashback-perspec-0731-md-20160726-story.html

Yeah, but “having that take” in a gorilla suit...?

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

If you don’t think Donald Trump made this happen then you’re a fucking moron

I certainly DON’T envy the number of times these folks will hear their spouse say “Nice technique loading the dishwasher, GENIUS” the rest of their lives.

The one with the books behind her is especially galling. I mean, if you’re such a genius, why do you need a stack of books? Shouldn’t you, like, know that stuff?

Can’t imagine how that ex-girlfriend is feeling right now, too.

I believe it’s Laura Richards who says “stalking is murder in slow motion.” We have to start treating stalking, dv, and sexual violence as huge red flags for murderers :(

I hope this motherfucker gets the chair.

There is more patriotism in this one act than a million flag lapel pins.

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

je suis fucking him on the side.