Maybe Harris or Warren will assume the mantle. Or, shit- maybe both

Hasn’t being trolled by younger authors at the command of the editorial staff always been the marching orders around here? I’m sure even Denton from wherever he is is like oh nice one, Evans

This mirror- I find it repulsive. Have it removed, post haste!

At the very least Hickenlooper could spit in McConnell’s food.

Honesty is the best way out of a sticky situation.

Yeah some really unfortunate synergy here, and thank you for being brave enough for all of us whose fingers were hovering over the publish button, as shallow as we are

I KNOW THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS INVOLVED

It’s all in the ancient Abrahamic schism/blood feud, yo

[puffs joint] Really good on the nuance there

Mayo can be useful! Try smoothing a little on the next piece of white fish you either grill or pan sear- golden brown and won’t stick, every time.

So aioli is not white and creamy and mostly oil* got it

Or sort of rapey? hmmm tough call. 

When reached for comment, Mr. Weisselberg replied

Good luck getting extra tomatoes from robots, douchebags.

What’s all this about wife beating?

I never thought I’d feel this way, but I’m little worried for Kinja Deals

Regardless, no one would blame you were you to walk away from the Bills anyway.

Much the way today’s high school students are rallying to thwart gun culture, and millennials are trying to end racism and inequality perhaps today’s 11 year olds will grow up to destroy the internet.  Fingers crossed, li’l warriors

I’d settle for Eric.