Busted! It’s Jussie Smollett in a dog suit

Optics > Justice

Public spaces are now $4k/week comment sections? If people are giving $28 a throw to Bernie, I’m sure they have fifty cents to collectively, artfully tell the powers that be to go fuck themselves. It’s kinda like not realizing that declaring an unnecessary national emergency makes it possible for the opposition to do…

“Jeffrey”?

We can always watch Mr. T in DC Cab, when we’re feeling really down though. gotchoo, fam

All of this seems really avoidable.

Well then you’re stupid or complicit or independently share its warped worldview. Congrats

Shhh you’re witnessing a giant shitbird in mid mating call in its natural habitat- let’s watch it involuntarily flex its poop vomiting muscles from behind this duck blind. Quietly hand me the flask please, and take your safety off

I, too, am thankful for denim!

Time to buy a new remote.

On a related note, did we ever get to the bottom of this mystery? https://gawker.com/5961233/why-no-orange-pie 

A first born child is 50/50 at best- seems like a fair trade. 

Real dead.

Have you actually seen any of the avocado toast Tumblrs? They’re absolutely mesmerizing.

I’ve told the Korean players to avoid using any Korean in game, because they all need to be using Chinese and Chinese only in the future.

I would be terrified of the sober streaker, @Jadenfootball21 (if that is your real name)

It’s official: Yoga at lé Louvre is the hottest thing in the 1st arrondissement skrrrrt!

These dystopian orphans/child soldiers won’t even make good chimney sweeps because everyone’s gone solar (until coal resumes its preeminence in 2019). Either way, it’s fun to watch this Children of Men prequel scribed in real time

Can someone who speaks Canadian translate what is a “conservative progressive” please. I realize I have the entire internet at my disposal, but much like paid signature gatherers currently trying to thwart a “corporate head tax” in my region I just want to watch your lips move.

But if the meta-ironic observances towards self -canceling comment sections of the internet were to simultaneously avow themselves—collectively, mind you—of your missive, would we even be here to offer adulation of any sort to your wry asides? I think not. Obvs.